For Lin: Chat Room Take 2

Oh, for the love of anime sweatdrop smileys, here you go, and happy birthday, Lin. It's the thought that counts. XD

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BladedBlueGen: I was supposed to be in my pyjamas, ready to blow out that stupid little candle and finally go to bed after everyone's favorite captain and my favorite little right-hand man gave me a good walloping in our last mock duel. In fact, I can still feel that sore spot on my back where he dumped me on the floor and made all the ladies-in-waiting sigh and swoon at how freaking macho and strong and awesome he is. Apparently my back's not the only sore spot now...even my ego's smartin' like heck.

But noooooo, you just HAD to invite me. And you know I can't turn down invites from my dearest lil' sis.

Lady_Lioness: Younger sibs have power that older sibs can never hope to have in their entire lives, Jeran. And you deserved that thrashing. Tsk tsk, slacking off on your training. Besides, you can lean back on that comfy armchair of yours and relax your back while your fingers do all the typing and clicking. Sir Terraflare didn't dump you on your fingers, you know.

BladedBlueGen: Twasn't my fault he'd been PRACTICING. I bet he wants my position, to rise up, as if being dubbed a knight one year before the required age wasn't enough...

Lady_Lioness: Honestly, Jeran.

BladedBlueGen: Honestly, Lisha! He could be right behind me, plotAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lady_Lioness: PlotAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

BladedBlueGen: Excuse me, Lisha. I'm afraid Jeran can't come to your conversation. I'm going to make sure every last part of his body smarts first.

Lady_Lioness: It would be my pleasure. That you, Captain?

BladedBlueGen: I feel like infiltrating the fangirls' forum and yelling out to them that this screen name is the one they have been looking for...for a long, long time...

AWRGH! PLEASE, YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO SUFFER IN THE HANDS OF THE FANGIRLS, ROHANE! Hey, that was already sore without you twisting it like that!

Shut up, Jeran. One more notion about me wanting your position and I get someone to dig your grave early.

Please...not the fangirls...please, I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tor_with_a_sword: Umm...did we interrupt anything? Jeran being possessed?

BladedBlueGen: No. Jeran has an ego as big as Meridell, Darigan and Brightvale put together, and it was so fun to just stick that little pin into it and watch it deflate before my very eyes.

ValeSapphire16: ...

Lady_Lioness: Rohane ambushed Jeran in his own bedroom.

BladedBlueGen: First one to post perverted comments about that gets cut like a Peadackle.

Will you let go of me already?! I'm not a fugitive you can just leap up on and smash into a headlock!!!!!!!!!

Moonwater_Mips: Okay, fun's over. You wouldn't want people thinking naughty, naughty thoughts about you bursting into ol' Sir Borodere's room...

BladedBlueGen: The door was open. Stupid egomaniac left it open.

It was stuffy!

Look, if it makes you and your ego happy, I'll let you beat me in tomorrow's mock match.

I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP, CAPTAIN!

I'm getting out of here before a pervert signs on. I've got a reputation too, you know.

Tor_with_a_sword: Oooooookkkkkkaaaaayyyyy........

Lady_Lioness: Thank goodness that's over. I thought the next Battle for Meridell was about to start in Jeran's bedroom.

ValeSapphire16: You don't want to know how I interpreted that, Lisha.

BladedBlueGen: NO I DO NOT. And btw, this is Jeran speaking now. As in, Sir Jeran "The First Guardian" Borodere of Meridell. Blue Lupe. 5'11" tall. Brown eyes. Weighs

Moonwater_Mips: Are you looking for a girlfriend?

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Verdantwings: Jeran? Looking for a girlfriend? Why...

Roguereborn: Oh, I know a good one! Let's see...she's tall, big-boned, loves steak and bacon and gravy but is rather allergic to chocolate, and she can drive a dagger into your heart before you even know she's got one!

ValeSapphire16: You're not helping.

Iheartpetpets: Sir Borodere looking for a date tonight?

BladedBlueGen: I was about to go to sleep tonight when Lisha just HAD to invite me to this stupid conversation about nothing in particular.

Lady_Lioness: And then Sir T busted Sir B.

BladedBlueGen: OH JUST SHUT UP

Iheartpetpets: So what happened?

Verdantwings: Wasn't it that mock duel awhile ago? Dear me, Jeran, you're supposed to be lying down resting your back! I heard it crack when you hit the floor, and I was at the back of the crowd..

BladedBlueGen: Thank you, Lady Terraflare. -_-

Lady_Lioness: HAHAHAHAHAHA. Then Jeran started muttering about Rohane wanting to be the general, and guess who came knocking on my brother's door?

Tor_with_a_sword: The Tooth Faerie?

ValeSapphire16: Nah, it was the Negg Faerie. Jeran loves snacking on those Easter Neggs from last Easter.

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Lady_Lioness: Your story was too good to keep to myself, Jeran.

FlaminHealer: LYK OMG JRN GOT BSTD BWAHAHAHALOLZORZ

1st2rise: If you all keep me up till early morning, I won't be the first to rise anymore.

Iheartpetpets: Then why'd you accept the invitation?

1st2rise: Couldn't resist. Lisha knows how to tell a good story, what with Jeran pinned down to the floor, his wrists twisted behind his back...what else?

FlaminHealer: I thought Rohane surprised Jeran from behind and the former hit the latter with Skarl's scepter.

DLRiver: I thought Jeran was pinned to the floor with King Skarl's scepter, and he was all tied up like whoa...

BladedBlueGen: Liiiiiiiisha...

Swordmaster_R: Karma doth smite the unworthy.

BladedBlueGen: Rohaaaaaaaaaane...

FlaminHealer: Are we haunting each other now? OOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIII VVVVAAAAAANNNNNTTTTT TTTTTTOOOOOO SSSSSAAAAAAHHHHHKKKKKK YYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH BBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHDDDDD...

Castlescribe01: What did he say?

Tor_with_a_sword: Read it again and say it to yourself.

Enelra: He wants to suck your - VELM?!!!!!!!!

FlaminHealer: I thought we were supposed to be haunting each other!

Verdantwings: Sheesh, if we're not discussing anything remotely important here, I may as well go to bed and try to wake up before Suze tries to make her own pancake omelette again.

Don't ask.

ValeSapphire16: *isn't asking*

Roguereborn: *isn't asking*

Moonwater_Mips: Was that the time she nearly blew up your kitchen?

Verdantwings: YES. Farewell.

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1st2rise: I'm going to bed too. Seriously, Lisha, what really happened? Duncan and Velm are spouting stuff that you didn't tell them...

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BladedBlueGen: Yeah, LISHA, WHAT HAPPENED????

Lady_Lioness: Erm...

Roguereborn: Come on! Tell Jerdana I was right! I even copy-pasted what you said into another conversation window and sent it off to Psellia and Florin and -

Lady_Lioness: You WHAT?!

Iheartpetpets: He sent it off to all the other Altadorians. And if I'm not mistaken, the Darkfire twins are going to get nice surprises in their inboxes tomorrow.

Lady_Lioness: ...

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BladedBlueGen: LISHA, GET BACK HERE, YOU COWARD! I still need that balm you've got for sore backs...

Tor_with_a_sword: Isn't that the green one that stinks of mint with lemon?

Swordmaster_R: I think it's the one that stings when you put it on the sorest parts.

BladedBlueGen: Nooooooo, Lisha makes her own balm.

ValeSapphire16: Ooh, talent.

Enelra: *cough*UNLIKEHERBROTHER*cough*

BladedBlueGen: WHAT?

DLRiver: ROFL

BladedBlueGen: Look, I'll split. I'm going to bed.

Swordmaster_R: In those pyjamas with the potatoes on them? Which look like you haven't washed or mended them in years? You were the epitome of all blackmail.

Moonwater_Mips: MY EYES

Castlescribe01: MY GOODNESS

FlaminHealer: MY SANITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

DLRiver: o___________________O;;;

Tor_with_a_sword: So? I've got those pink ones with little snails and butterflies on them. They're nice and comfy especially on a cold night...

Iheartpetpets: ...

Roguereborn: That's...

Enelra: ...Can we shift to another subject? PLEASE?

DLRiver: *ahem* We need to consider trying to plant coffee in Meri Acres...

ValeSapphire16: Bet Florin could pull it off.

BladedBlueGen: Rent and fiefs and farms again? King Skarl and I always discuss those things and they're all driving me nuts. I really am going to bed now.

Swordmaster_R: May you have shiny happy dreams of cotton candy and pink bunnies, General.

BladedBlueGen: Was that sarcasm I heard?

Swordmaster_R: Will you just let go of it? And how can you hear anything through this, unless we're on voice chat?

BladedBlueGen: Geez, Mister Grumpy... >_>

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